• "Don't try too hard, you aren't going to get anywhere anyway"
  • "A man with friends is a man who can't get anything done."
  • "Life is like a box of chocolates, if you eat too much you will throw up."
  • "If you can't do it on the first try, there is no point in trying again because you suck."
  • "Most people you know probably hate you and would steal from you if they have the chance."
  • "If you want others to be happy, leave them alone; if you want to be happy, stop being you."
  • "Most people who win the lottery end up broke and unhappy, so don't try to win."
  • "life is a waste of time and no one cares about you." 🙂
  • "If you try as hard as you can, you probably will still fail."
  • "Why should you try and help anyone if everyone is a waste like you are?"
  • "If you encounter a roadblock, just turn around and go back."
  • "Don't speak up, because you don't know what you are talking about and no one wants to hear you"
  • "Just give in now, you know you will eventually anyway."
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